he puts the penis in happiness.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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