If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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