thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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