This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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