i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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