on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
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