Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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