he wants to bone in the snuggie
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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