So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Life without a bra equals bliss.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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