Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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