You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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