he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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