I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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