so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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