We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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