I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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