If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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