fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Life is so much better after having sex.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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