sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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