Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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