I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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