# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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