you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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