four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Holy sore nipples Batman
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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