I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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