Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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