can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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