ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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