She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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