i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
My ATM looks so different sober.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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