I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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