I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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