I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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