it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
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