We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Non-Jews are for practice
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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