ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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