I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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