so explain again why im purple
no
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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