he wants to bone in the snuggie
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
4 words: hood of his car
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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