Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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