I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Randomize