There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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