I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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