The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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