How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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