at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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