OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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