You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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