It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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