i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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