You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
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