i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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