Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Randomize
