i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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