i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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