"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
high people should be assigned attendants
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
foreskin is a definite game changer
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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